Sunday, July 02, 2006

Loved One's Newsletter Postscript

The hardest thing about growing old is wiping one's ass, it really is. Thankfully, erections are plentiful and much stiffer than in decades past. The genes demand dispersal far and wide before a long dirt nap intervenes. Call me nature boy but not to my face. Remember that July 18th is the day of the viper and we shall not be moved. Please arrive with one of the following or a combination thereof: Jew's harp, small flashlight, black French cut panties... preferably soiled. When the last song from GFL begins, feel free to wang on the harp, torch up your face from below, or don the panties like a ski mask and inhale deeply. If you see the singer give the brush off sign, it means that you should turn your back to the band and moo... but polite like. We appreciate your cooperation and enthusiastic participation in this vital bit of sin eating. Bon appetit!

24 Comments:

Blogger pirem said...

Fuck merchandise!
Ze Music, Ze Music, Ze Music.
I don`t need any "Keeping Ze World Divided"
Trucker/Farmer CapCrap

To The First Lady;

I`m Happy For You!
Nothing`s better than that!

(Shit, You`re not Skinny?
You`re kinda Roadie-Style-Girl?)
((not to say that Skinny Girls can`t handle
the Amps......))

6:52 PM  
Blogger pirem said...

ho ho

partly right, but mostly wrong
i do have ridiculously lots of Hair!
but, Paul - Your near.

yeahh Flashlight, yeahh Panties

what cover photo you talkin about?
"Ze Best Of Green On Red"?
looks like some Germans with a Roland in the early `80

t.t.f.L.
i surely have me Image
-what a beautyful world

11:35 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

i agree, Scapegoats is a cool Cover!
k! now i got ya!
you talkin about the 7" "Little Things in Life"
cool!
This Time Around is also great, but the Best is the one from William Eggleston; Here Come The Snakes!

jews harp, yeah, i own one, but i didn`t knew that its called like that in englishenglish

4:24 AM  
Blogger meliaminor said...

weeell, i been sitting here with the Jesus of Nazareth on eternal loop and i'm gettin to thinking: i ain't ever seen herod and danny in the same bodega. killed any first born of late?

10:51 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

I, for one, saw a bold Eagle yesterday.
R.I.P. Syd.
I, for one, go snorkeling in the mediterranean Sea.

tomorrow.

Floating, bumping, noses dodge a tooth
the fins aluminous fangs all 'round
the clam is dark below the boulders hiding all
the sunlight's good for us

'Cause we're the fishes and all we do
the move about is all we do
well, oh baby, my hairs on end about you...

3:42 PM  
Blogger pirem said...

The poppy birds way

swing twigs coffee brands around
brandish her wand with a feathery tongue
my head kissed the ground
I was half the way down, treading the sand
please, please, please lift the hand
I'm only a person with Eskimo chain
I tattooed my brain all the way...

Won't you miss me?

Wouldn't you miss me at all?

3:58 PM  
Blogger Green On Red said...

We are currently batting 750 with Greece the only disaster. Lots of documentation but no time to upload. Song list has expanded to 30 tunes but what gets played on any given night is unpredictable outside of GFL manana at Koko. Four early September dates and then we'll go away for awhile. BTW, hardball works except when it doesn't.

10:30 AM  
Blogger meliaminor said...

this is the site that webcasts paradiso gigs:
http://www.fabchannel.com/

12:23 PM  
Blogger Green On Red said...

Actually we did at least five songs a night that were not on the menu in January. We will continue to deconstruct the back catalogue. GFL was a rote exercise??? Hardly.

2:39 AM  
Blogger Green On Red said...

What did Jagger say about Exile?... "it ain't that good, really."

3:05 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

back from off-line in the out-back

thanks Miss Baldwin for the Mantle!
Hello to the DB-Boy!
kinda true, paul.h.!
sweet you missed me!

but i say;
now it`s interesting again!
After each Gig of GOR, somethings comin`
up, i`m actually here for!!

just to make shure i wear this Mantle like me morning glory:

Look Mummy!
There`s no Cloud up in the Sky!!

Also deadlycancerbrown p.

5:29 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

feathered suicide bomber

feed a seagull bicarbonate of soda

I can honestly say it wasnt the "explosion" i was looking for/expecting. The seagul just sort of took off squaked a bit and a leg dropped off before it divebombed to the floor.

i have to say, i like Birds very much.
but blowin` some seagulls up is justifiable, i think!
i wonder if there`s an akin recipe for Dogs...
more fun for me and a bigger mess!

yu laik Dags?
sorry bout that.

10:17 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

k.
no one ask me
but i`ll gona tell you although:

me verrry first Album of GOR was Gravity Talks.
we were Teenagers and we had such a good time.
thats why its one of me favorites for irrational reasons.
But, Here Comes the Snakes is still me best loved one. Then The Killer Inside Me and No Free Lunch and Gas Food Lodging. All others are approaching just a Femtosecond after....
Fuck! it`s hard to make a rankin! Anyway, there`s no need to!!

6:49 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

oohh, your LUCKY!!

i`ve lost both of me Arms ages ago!
but now, i`ve lost the using of me right leg –
imagine how difficult it is to track the Mouse with your left Foot!!
...or to trigger a Camera!

so, watch out, there`s gona be a noarmed, oneleged swiss Bastard at the Gig of GOR in Bonn who`s takin Pictures in the first Lane!
(hope i hear some Germans scream "Ze Drifter! Ze Drifter"!)
((Well, if not.... i mime a German. Jüst for Fün))

Well, C.P. will remember us.
5 weeks after the Gig in the Astoria this January, he was solo in Winterthur.
He worn the same Outfit as in London - so as we did!
So, never wash your Jeans!

8:19 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

sure i know bout that, but
It`s me!!!!
i was a long time in Australia.
it`s me Car!
it`s me Wife.
it`s me Rifle!
got it?
think the Jamaikans say it the same way.
Me english is how i learned it in the first Place.
somethings never change!
Gday

(Avro 691 Lancastrian 3 Star Dust)

8:48 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

a poll

whats the most used Drug under the People in that Forum?

PCP, Beer, DMT, Barbituates, Cocaine, LSD, Ketamine, Mushrooms, GHB, Heroin, E`s, Opium, Nitrous Oxide, sheer MDMA, Toads, Rohyptnol, Viagra, Whiskey, Yayo or THC ?

9:21 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

Picture Business fine.

but it is much less fun as the things besides.
just saw Tex Perkins today, not with the Beasts, not with Cruel Sea but with Tim Rogers.
They got a Album out!
T`N`T, My Better Half.
Well, Tex loves me. And i love Him.
(i`d really like to post a Pic here...)

beloved first lady:
reveal your Page, thats an introduction!!!
or info@greenonred.net

3:28 PM  
Blogger pirem said...

Dead Brothers

http://www.voodoorhythm.com/MP3files/dead-brothers-i-cant-get-enough.mp3

White Hassle

http://www.myspace.com/whitehassle

just for those who do not know

Hell is Chrome

2:39 PM  
Blogger Green On Red said...

Charming...

6:01 PM  
Blogger pirem said...

The Dude abides, the Dude abides!

Miss Billy Pimp Senior, pop another Seresta forte

11:30 AM  
Blogger pirem said...

YELLOW HOUSE

want the Lyrics

don`t dig everything

kinda scandinavian

the yellow house

with the nice

there`s a

outside

see the broken lash

i think love the

this rug feels nice

in between my toes

how bout a beer or two

i think i whatch the show

it`s nice upstairs

she her underwear feels nice

what`s that car

were home

1:16 PM  
Blogger Green On Red said...

Hey that sounds familar! Recorded in Memphis?

2:55 PM  
Blogger pirem said...

Ho! guess You did that!
McReynolds? C.the Kid P.? Tucson foothills?
Guess me Brain is working like a fucked Clock.
maybe Yours too!
never mind!
it`s one of me favorites Songs.

3:42 PM  
Blogger pirem said...

see ya in the badlands of Bonn.

3:47 PM  

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