That Third Leg is Mighty Short...

"More than once I strayed off from the music and did my share of evil, and served my time... I always came back to the music." We hear you Mr. Mezzrow and we couldn't agree more. However, the alchemy of the long and short con is an impossible dream best left to young grifters with something to say, not crippled scribes who lust after that sweet papaya just out of reach. So serve mine still twitching, with plenty of folded prions. When the drool arrives, keep me out of sight and mind but don't feel bad for this has been a year of glorious beauty with a final week of jet setting absurdity to boot. Now please lads, say it don't spray it.