Here Comes the Suds!

Green On Red is proud to announce the motherlode of all keggers, tentatively scheduled for June 2007 in LA California. Grilled carcass, deeply felt resentments, and haltered babes will all be on display. Have ID ready for the cops, who should arrive around 10 pm, if memory serves us right. It will be a day of tunes and romance, maybe we can get John Doe and Exene back together for one more romp in the broken glass! Invites are precious, just ask Willy Wonka! Anyone from Scranton need not apply, unless he/she produces evidence of valid employment. If you were a Madam Wongs popster we might let you in, but only if we can find the Germs on your I-Pod. No folkies, you suck! Relax Loudon, but please give Rufus the wrong address. All of Montreal is cordially invited. Ladies, let those bushes grow, we'll be checking for that.